thingz that annoy me
~*People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know
where my watch is buddy, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is?
~*People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the TV remote because
they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.
~*When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Screw off. What good is a
goshdamn cake if you can't eat it? What, should I eat someone else's cake instead?
~*When people say, while watching a movie "Did you see that?" No dicknose, I paid $9.00 to come
to the theatre and stare at the frigging ceiling up there. What did you come here for?
~*When something is "new and improved", which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything
before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.
~*When a cop pulls you over and then asks if you know how fast you were going? You should know asshole,
you frigging pulled me over.
~*When you are waiting for the bus and someone ask you "Did the bus come yet?" If the bus came I
would not be standing here!
~*People who ask "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya buddy?
